To pick up your mother: Got two nipples for a dime?

HAHAHHAHAHA


Oh thank you lj for amusing me when I really should be studying/writing papers/reading.

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My whole family is full of die-hard Red Sox fans. My mom, my stepfather, my stepsister, her boyfriend and I would all kill each other if it meant the Red Sox would win the World Series. So my stepsister and I were sitting in the living room, talking about the upcoming Red Sox/Yankees series when my 4 yr old niece came up to us and goes "GO YANKEES!"

My jaw dropped. I felt like someone kicked me in the face. MY NIECE IS A YANKEES FAN.



Kristen and I both said, "GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!" at the same time after she uttered those horrible, horrible words. We bribed her with ice cream and new clothes to never, ever say that again.



AND THERES A RAIN DELAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT EVEN RAINING IN NYC. I AM ANGRY. I WONDER HOW MUCH THIS UMP IS GETTING PAID BY STEINBRENNER (ok im just kidding im not that stupid but this rain delay is really testing my patience HELLO IVE WAITED ALL FUCKING WEEK FOR THIS NIGHT THERE WILL BE NO RAIN DELAYS)

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So yes. The Patriots game was so awesome. Our seats kicked ass. We were on the 15 yr line towards the side with the big ass video screen (not the one with the lighthouse) like 20 rows up from the field. The Patriots won but they almost gave me a friggin heart attack while in the process. Uhm.... yes. When McGinest sacked Suckton Manning some random drunk guy came up to me and hugged me. I think he hugged everyone in our whole section. It was quite funny. I WAS SO MAD BECAUSE ELTON JOHN DIDNT GO OUT ON THE FIELD !!! He was in this little stage area under the light house and it made me so mad. OH WELL. I GOT TO SEE ELTON JOHN. Lenny Kravitz went onto the field but I don't think he was actually singing. I only got 4 and a half hours of sleep last night and I was dead all through my classes but I seem to have gotten a second wind now that I'm home

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Adopt Your Own Emo Kid!

I saw Collateral today. Uhm...........that's it. It seems like Bickfords has decided to only hire old ladies with nasty fingernails as waitresses and that makes me sad :(

And do you know what pisses me off? Burning a CD and then the second I put the fucking thing in my car CD player it starts skipping. DEATH TO EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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( k so most of these are of the baseball game since that was really all we did haha )

K so yes. Toronto was fun. The driving there and back was kinda shitty but I had fun with Cails. I think I left Dawson's Creek at her house though :\ Yesterday I helped her move and her apartment was so fucking dirty, it was nasty. But it was fun. KBYE

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They cancelled my flight from Oakland to Chicago for who knows what fucking reason. So now I dont leave here until 12 fucking 30 and I'm flying into D.C. and I have like 3 minutes in between flights and I'm not going to make home to RI until 11, if I don't miss my second flight.


DAMN YOU UNITED!

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I WANT TO GO BACK TO RHODE ISLAND AND BE AROUND NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE AGAIN


I've been so out of it today. Seriously. Like in a daze and I'm not sure why but man, everyone in California is really starting to get on my nerves. Can't wait to go back home and hang out at the beach and not be annoyed by stupid people (myself included in that because I've been really stupid lately) anymore.

Done rambling. OK BYE.

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Ok, friends, I've decided to do you all a little favor today but giving you some very very good advice.

DO NOT GO SEE THE VILLAGE

Seriously though, they played it off like it was some scary ass movie about some vicious man eating creatures that could eat you and your whole family in just one bite and it ended up being about something completely different and so incredibly stupid like the loss of innocence or whatever the fuck that guy was trying to imply with the town and the village and the stupid crap and the UGH IM NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE ANYMORE. And it didn't even fucking end. I mean really, they could have cut one of the actors off mid-sentence and it probably would have made as much sense as the ending they had. So all in all, don't waste your time because you'll leave the theater wishing you could punch M. Night Shyalamawhatsit right in the fucking nuts.


In other news, I had the best deep dish pizza ever. And I got to drive a BMW around. And that's it really. I hate being 3 hours behind and I'm pretty much ready to go home now. Everytime I come here for two weeks, I always leave like "I am never fucking staying here for that long again." And then I do. Because I'm a moron.


Oh and yea, someone should give the guy who made the Don Zimmer bobble head a medal for making one so life life. Seriously. I need this thing like I need oxygen.

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BEST FUCKING GAME EVER.

I didn't get to see the fight. :( I was like 5 rows in, right behind Pesky's Pole and all I saw was Tek walking A-Rod down to 1st base and then everyone around me jumped up and then I saw the benches clear and then people started standing on their seats and I couldn't see a damn thing. There were so many fights in the stands and one broke out right in front of me. BUT IT WAS SO AWESOME. When Mueller hit the home run I was screaming and jumping around and just basically flipping the fuck out.


Oh yea, there was this really annoying Yankees fan on the train ride home who was like "NOW I KNOW HOW RED SOX FANS FEEL!!! IM DONE WITH BEING A YANKEES FAN!!!!!!1" and I busted his balls. Just because I could.

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Hi.

My name is Erica and I suck. But I really really love my best friend Cails. She's really hot. But I'm a huge whore.


<3 The Big Slutface.

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I hate Ashlee Simpson. Her face is annoying. Her voice is annoying. Her life is annoying. I was watching her show and she's whining about how some boy didn't sing the song he wrote for her and he's a horrible valentine and she knows what she deserves and if she doesn't get it then she will leave! It's like ok it sounds like she deserves a good whack in the face with a crow bar. And then it should be done 100 more times. Maybe then she will be closer to getting what she deserves. I wish I had a famous sister so I could ride her coat tails until finally I'm 40 yrs old and alone and wondering why my life was such a waste. Plus her bangs are so ugly. I mean really. I had bangs like that when I was 8 and then I came to my senses when I was 10, it's about time she did the same.

I don't understand what it is with all these new fashion trends but it seems everyone is spending hundreds of dollars on the ugliest fucking clothes and shoes and hair cuts and make up. It makes me sad. Why would anyone want a pair of bright fucking yellow high heels? Why would anyone take those checkered slip-ons from Vans and turn them into high heels? WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY FOR THESE THINGS??

Uhm.. yes. Other than that, everyone has been making me angry. Kristen is mad because I got bleach on two of her shirts while I was doing the laundry and she demands that someone pays her WELL I FUCKING DEMAND YOU REMOVE THAT MOUNTAIN OF DIRTY CLOTHES AWAY FROM THE FUCKING WASHING MACHINE. YOURE THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE LAUNDRY DAY IDEA AND HEY! TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY! PILING CLOTHES IN FRONT OF THE WASHING MACHINE WONT MAKE YOUR DAY COME ANY FUCKING FASTER! She's already mad at me because I wouldn't pick her kid up yesterday because she had to work and I had plans. I don't understand... I mean, am I supposed to drop every fucking thing I'm doing and cancel all of my plans just so I can do whatever it is she tells me to do? Don't people normally get paid lots of money to do that kind of thing?? Why am I not getting paid?

So then I locked myself in my room and watched I Love The 90s for a couple hours. That was fun.

I don't understand the stupid spelling craze that is sweeping the nation. For example, Ashlee Simpson. ASHLEE? FUCKING LAME! And the 3rd baseman for the Angels.. Chone Figgins. Last time I checked, SEAN or SHAWN were the only acceptable ways to spell that, not CHONE. YOURE NAME IS NOT SHAWN ITS FUCKING CH-OWN OK. I dunno. Maybe I should change the spelling of my name so then I can be cool and stuff. It could be QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ but still pronounced ERICA.

I'm in a very bad mood today. Goodbye.

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Clerk: Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!


Happy 4th everyone. May your independence day be a hell of a lot more fun than mine.


I get to spend today alone with the dog. I've already sprayed her with the hose a couple times and now she's wet and muddy and smelly.

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I WONDER IF KFC WILL GIVE KEVIN MILLAR A JOB ONCE HES DONE WITH HIS MLB CAREER.  WHICH IS HOPEFULLY SOON. I DON'T KNOW WHEN HIS CONTRACT IS UP BUT  HOPEFULLY IT'S TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've gone crazy. Again. So I was watching the Red Sox game and it's the top of the 13th and I'm sitting there thinking "Manny is going to hit a home run." And then he did. And then it's the bottom of the 13th with two outs and my dad and I are joking about how they're going to blow it. And then they did. And instead of getting angry and kicking puppies and stealing candy from babies and punching walls, I just laughed. And when I was driving home I couldn't stop laughing. And even now, I'm laughing. I swear to God someone could tell me my whole family has been taken hostage by crazy rabid squirrels and I'd just laugh some more.

And I know he's a Yankee but Derek Jeter's catch was so fucking sick. I mean, shit. Does anyone think Nomar would have done something like that? Cause if you are you need a reality check. And I've already heard people playing it down like it wasn't a big deal but good Lord, did you see how fast he was going? He's lucky he didn't break anything. I mean, Kevin Millar could have been standing under the fucking ball and he still probably would not have caught it.

I saw that Michael Moore movie today. I dunno. It was sad and some of the stuff about the soldiers kind of hit home. I'm not one of those people whose gonna be like "OMG MICHAEL MOORES MOVIE IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRUTH" but it was interesting and very very sad. The lady at the end pissed me off though. The one who said it was staged and then didn't believe the other woman when she said her son had died in Iraq. I mean seriously. "When did he die? When did he die? Where did he die? Where did he die?" like someone is actually gonna lie about their kid being killed. I mean.... staged. Yes. It's all a big liberal conspiracy to overthrow George W. All these "dead" people are actually out in Afghanistan partying it up with Osama. I mean.. come on. Some people need to get a fucking clue.

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Dear "BK" Kim,



YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1






hahaha I crack myself up. But yes. Today was pretty lame and I don't care for school. Or psych projects.




Here's another funny thing:
Kristen: Dad, what does a poison ivy plant look like?
Bryan: A rash.

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so yea, i went out and bought the best candle ever + a cool lamp at the christmas tree shop. and then i went and saw confessions of a teenage drama queen with kaitlyn and it was fun.

( The unpacked parts of my room )

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